Teen Wolf, Supernatural, BTVS, Marina, Lana, and AHS
im so angry the next generations will probably have virtual reality and alien contact and we have republicans and windows 8
My dad and I were in a hotel and he tried the coffee and smiled and said “ahh, it’s like making love in a canoe.” and I said, “it’s that good?” and he stopped smiling and looked me in the eye and said, “no, it’s fucking close to water" before pouring it down the drain really dramatically and walking away.
Oh my GOD.
Extreme dad jokes.